Note to Self:

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start
out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an
old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked
out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on
your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol,
and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for hig
school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until
you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating
in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and
room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then
Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

Woody Allen

This blog is dedicated to a dear old friend.....cheers!!

"I feel larger than life each and everyday, and being married to one of the most loving, giving and caring woman in the world. She's brought a lot of to my life...it's so funny how we think we have it all figured out, and then that special person comes along and just adds flavor to your being".

Favorite accessory?

“My brain when it works.”

Out with the old, in with the old.

September 22, 2005
3:45pm

You are divorced and you can use your maiden name now.

In Retrospect:

I have been home for a little while now, catching the last two hours of daylight filtering through the forest. The sunlight falls in scattered pieces on the forest floor, like pieces of the collage of memories and images I have of you. I want to catch those pieces, put them together, and hold onto them.

Who could this be?

She carries herself with strange dignity, as if she were an emissary of a secret order, a messenger from a lost kingdom. You see it in every picture. Shot after shot. She’s a princess, an aristocrat. I mean, the woman knows how to be photographed, where to look, where the light comes from. She’s not quite flawless in person—she’s more real, human. It’s the same product, only it’s been taken out of bunting and plastic and set in this ordinary place, as opposed to the dreamworld cooked up by set designers and admen.

Hey chicky...This ones for you.

Now isn't THAT the truth...

"Hey, anyone can remember the truth.
You try to remember a good lie – it's almost impossible!"