GIVE ME A FREAKIN' BREAK!

"The money is going to help Americans offset the high prices we're seeing at the gas pump, the grocery store, and also give our economy a boost to help us pull out of this economic slowdown," President Bush said today.

What do I say today? Would someone please inform Bush that the amount that some folks are getting back won't even cover what they OWE in taxes. And how about the people who pay MORE PER MONTH for their healthcare insurance then they will be getting. Give me a freakin' break!

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Keepin' It Simple

You base your emotions on your experiences, so you don't have to give anyone the power to talk you out of your own reality. Ultimately it's going to be your choice and no one else's. If you trust your feelings, then act on them! If you are uncertain, carefully consider the alternatives, which could be even scarier.

Remove The WTF

STOP IMMEDIATELY............BREATHE!

Remove the "WTF".

....sometimes, it's just necessary.

Classic Erica Photo...

Isn't this like the classic Erica photo? All wacky and totally out of focus, right?

TRADITION! (To the theme of Fiddler on the Roof)

That is going to be our new tradition that we’re starting. Every year we take a vacation together. Where ever, when ever, it just has to happen once per year.

Deal?

You mean to tell me that there are women who actually put it on THE BATHROOM FLOOR???

I can honestly say that I have never ever in my entire life set my handbag down on a bathroom floor. I don’t care HOW MANY cocktails I’ve had, no way not happening. My handbag rides in the seat of my car for crying out loud. I thought I would die when I started to read this!! Who puts their handbag on a bathroom floor???

Now I do know a girl that puts her handbag in the trunk of her car……………………..

Austin Powers

Hey-

Thanks for the invite but I already have plans for this weekend.

Please tell Kim that I don’t like her anyway, and that if I had not had made other plans I would have found something else so I wouldn’t have to go.

She’s a big stupidhead. J