Friday, February 29, 2008

Three Cheers for Mr. New York

A. I ABSOLUTELY, MOST DEFINITELY think he will ask you to marry him. Without a doubt.

B. How long…hmmmm This will be a toughey. I think internally he’ll want to do it right away just because he won't want to wait to be with you. But in reality I think he would be so considerate of you that he’ll want to wait until he thinks YOU are ready to be asked.

C. How??? As unbelievable as that man is??? Geese. Something very quiet, very personal- just the 2 of you, not a big show or anything like that but VERY VERY romantic and completely when you’re not expecting it in any way…..and I think the ring will be the size of TX. Nope, take that back…he would WANT to buy you one that big just to show you how much he loves you but you and he neither one are big for “show” so he would buy you something beautiful and classic.

Clothes Putter Upper Fairy

Once upon a time there was this Fairy. She would travel from house to house assisting her pathetic, loser friends with their mounds and mounds of clothes that needed to be put up. Even though this was such a humble and gracious position, she often felt neglected and unappreciated. There was one Clothes Putter Upper Fairy who was exceptionally special and had one friend who was truly grateful. This friend came home from work and absolutely had a heart attack when she saw her bedroom. Out of sheer disbelief, she fell over right there. Everywhere she looked, she saw the floor !!!!! Unbelievable!!! This loser friend must find a way to convey to her special Clothes Putter Upper Fairy how tremendously thankful she is and grateful for what the Fairy did for her. The story goes that once the Clothes Putter Upper Fairy lights a fire under the loser friend, then after that the loser friend is not a loser anymore and promises to keep her clothes put up from there on out………..and they all live happily ever after.