Classic Erica Photo...

Isn't this like the classic Erica photo? All wacky and totally out of focus, right?

TRADITION! (To the theme of Fiddler on the Roof)

That is going to be our new tradition that we’re starting. Every year we take a vacation together. Where ever, when ever, it just has to happen once per year.

Deal?

You mean to tell me that there are women who actually put it on THE BATHROOM FLOOR???

I can honestly say that I have never ever in my entire life set my handbag down on a bathroom floor. I don’t care HOW MANY cocktails I’ve had, no way not happening. My handbag rides in the seat of my car for crying out loud. I thought I would die when I started to read this!! Who puts their handbag on a bathroom floor???

Now I do know a girl that puts her handbag in the trunk of her car……………………..

Austin Powers

Hey-

Thanks for the invite but I already have plans for this weekend.

Please tell Kim that I don’t like her anyway, and that if I had not had made other plans I would have found something else so I wouldn’t have to go.

She’s a big stupidhead. J

The MySistersATxtAHolic Foundation

Here is a photo of my twin sister doing what we ALL know she does best.........TXT. She currently holds the world's record for the fasting single letter typer & most txt messages sent in one day (more then any teenage boy or girl). As you can see she is very coordinated and can txt message a mile a minute with one thumb while lying on her back blowing bubbles secretly screening ring tone coordinated incoming phone calls.

If you would like to make a donation to the mysistersatxtaholic fund please contact me at:

All Hail The Email

She Wore Pink

Oh yes, this is NOT a joke or a play on your imagination! It really happened! There I was and saw it with my own two eyes. What? You question the validity of my statement? Oh, I think not my friend...see for yourself

Oh So "FABULOUS"...

Oh crap! I forgot to tell you what happened yesterday. I was getting ready for work, finished- looking hot, went to put on my fabulous, gorgeous ½ carat diamond earrings bought for me by the most fabulous man on earth and dropped one of them DOWN THE STINKING SINK!

I immediately thought I was going to throw up!!!! That was a huge, huge, huge deal to me. I called Mr. Fabulous and he said hopefully he can get it out of the trap. So, he’s supposed to come up tonight and see if he can retrieve it.

Fingers crossed girl, fingers crossed!

Wonder Twin Powers - ACTIVATE:

I think it's good for him to see your tough side. Grace is earned, not expected.

So Let's Analyze the Short of It:

1. We have good conversation and enjoy similar things = no boredom
2. We have regular sex = no loneliness
3. All his friends think his girlfriend is really cool and hot = huge male ego booster

But with all that said 1, 2, & 3 do NOT = he loves me.

This Is How We Roll...

GURL!!!!! Do you even remotely know what $65 could get me at Goodwill???

The Challenge

Today:

Hot tea (Green) – 3 cups
Brown Rice Chips (140 Cal)
¼ Cup Grape Nuts Cereal Dry (105 Cal)
Chicken Slices (220) – Could have cut this in half easily
Coffee 1 cup (60)

Dinner will be a green salad with feta and turkey (300 Cal)

Total Calories for the day: 825

Workout:
Abs – am
Bunz – pm
Cardio 30 minutes

How bout' them apples??

The Reply

LMAO - Small dipper has to be some type of country saying. I just know it!!!

The Response

(PS – Love the term “small dipper”)

The Meal Report

Yesterday: No breakfast, a small dipper full of potato salad w/water for lunch, pretzels w/water for afternoon snack, and then half of my lasagna w/water at dinner last night. Complete honesty- we had popcorn at home when we got back.

Today: Granola bar w/water thus far.

Our Little Bundle of Joy!

All things have a beginning. Hence, on March 16, 2006 at 11:28am the 8 Minute Ab Workouts were born:

Girl!!! My wonderful, fantastic, fabulous sister !!! I am so MASSIVELY excited !!! I just received my “surprise” and let me tell you I am on fire just looking at these workouts. I can't wait to start using them. Thank you so very, very, very much. That is just awesome and so wonderful of you to order that for me. You are simply the best !!!! THANK YOU……..

Mr. Warm and Sunny Ain't So Funny

Oh yes sister girl...loud and clear. That type of mentality is just a total a$$....
You at least ask about the person. Even if you're self centered, it's at a very minimum good social skills. Geez...idiot!

The Roller Coaster to No Wheresville

This is yet ANOTHER dip on the roller coaster you have lived with this man for the past year. You go up and everything’s great, fun, and exciting. Then he pulls this crap and you fly down. You are hurt, disappointed, and sad. Then you go up again, then back down again. That has been your relationship from the very beginning. You’ll work through this and will be happy again until the next time. And trust me, there will be a next time. It’s just a matter of when.

So What Kinda Car Does He Drive?

"Is this where I reply with "1976 Wienermobile?"