Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll


If my sister were a celebrity and some greesy photo snatcher caught wind of this shot, it would be plastered on the front page of IN TOUCH magazine with the headliner:

"DRUNKEN ACTRESS PASSES OUT AT 5 AM AFTER TOO MANY COCKTAILS
AND TABLE TOP DANCING.
ROCK STAR DRUMMER BOYFRIEND HAS TO DRIVE HER HOME
IN HER MERCEDES SUV".


You would never suspect a mere trip to the dentist at noon would you?



BEWARE: It could happen to you...

2 comments:

es ME said...

OMG!!!! You do realize this means war............ (that was freakin hilarious ~ and yes, the life me and my love are soon to live once he's discovered!!!)

es ME said...

...you guys are ON YOUR WAY. See it was destined. We predicted the future. :-) DAMN we're good.